The American History Constituent is a patch of land on the Poop School campus near the Recreation Center that is constantly changing to reflect the current decade. It was built in 1903 to commemorate something, but nobody to this day remembers what that something was. In the 1910's it became a traveling carnival, and record has been kept of the changes ever since. In 2010, Apple purchased the land from the school and built a permanant Apple Store on top of it. Below is a list of the decades starting with the 1900's:
- 1900's: Random
- 1910's: Traveling Carnival
- 1920's: Speakeasy
- 1930's: Suicide Pit
- 1940's: Bomb Shelter
- 1950's: Tract Housing
- 1960's: Outdoor Music Festival
- 1970's: Disco Skaterink
- 1980's: Arcade
- 1990's: Rave
- 2000's: Starbucks
- 2010's: Apple Store